ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
