What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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