Welp...herpes.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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