I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I love you.
Bad choice
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