Where is the hickey?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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