i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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