You work out of a Hotel?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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