"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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