I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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