just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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