Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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