i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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