ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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