I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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