Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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