we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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