Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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