Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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