Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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