It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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