I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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