I hate your face
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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