I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So gin and wine won't be happening again
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
why is half of my head shaved?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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