We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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