Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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