Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
