am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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