I hate your face
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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