I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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