Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She's the barista slut.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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