Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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