I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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