O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
