I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
How's work?
Spinning.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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