Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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