Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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