Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
apparently the secret to your success is patron
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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