He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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