so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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