We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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