would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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