i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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