i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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