Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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