I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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