Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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