is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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