Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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