1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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