Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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